More Christmas stuff: Santacon 2007

Maybe this is the real spirit of Christmas? I mean, I know you are probably going to say: ‘hang on, there is not a whole lot about this that celebrates the birth of Jesus…’ True. But a friend of mine was killed (this should be enough– just so you know– the sentence ‘a friend of mine was killed…’ trumps any objection you were about to have, regardless of how it ends) in the sales at Next today. Actually killed. Other people there lost limbs. Arms… legs… little strappy tops… they lost a lot of stuff at the sales today. And I am pretty sure that has nothing to do with Jesus either. So I reckon if the less deviant can have that, why not give the more, um, jolly something like this? C’mon! It’s Christmas!

Q: How many Vietnam vets experienced sale shoppers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: YOU DON’T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN’T THERE!

oh, look. it’s almost New Year.

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One Response

  1. hahahaha.

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